IT'S ABOUT TIME!!!!

So it has been forever since I have written on my blog. A lot of that is because I have discovered facebook and all the people I can communicate with there. But I thought it might be nice to update this a little as well. I have just finished up another semester of school which will leave me with Autumn and Winter terms left and then I will have my Masters. I am definetly looking forward to that. In December Chris and I will be venturing to Hawaii where we will be visiting friends. Since Chris is turning 30 this year he wanted to go on a trip somewhere so we decided it was time to visit Hawaii since it has been a couple years. Nothing else has really happened lately but I will try harder to write on this page a little more often....

I punched my husband!

So Chris and I were watching comedy central the other day.  There was a comedian who said that women have the ability to make their husbands think that they're retarded.  Thus getting them to agree with whatever or believe whatever they say. One of the jokes was that women probably lay awaking looking at their husbands at night while they are sleeping, gapping mouth and snoring and think to themselves “How did I end up here with that?”  He went on to say that the women could probably punch the husband at anytime, waking the husband up, and make him believe that it didn’t happen, you know because they are retarded.  I tell you that story to tell you this story.

So the last few nights, for whatever reason, I have not been sleeping.  Finally last night I fell asleep without any problems and was enjoying my deep slumber.  Typically I am a very sound sleeper and have never assaulted my husband while sleeping.  (The same cannot be said for him)   Anyway, apparently I had turned over facing him and stretched my arm out to either slide under my pillow or his, which is something I typically do.  However, he was closer to me then I knew and being 75% asleep still I ended up punching him, at this time I was unaware of where I had punched him.  I remember lying there for a second and thinking “did I really just punch him?” (A little giggle escaped my lips)  He didn’t say anything so I figured it wasn’t that bad.

The next morning I new something was wrong because he typically kisses me goodbye when he leaves for work.  Today he didn’t.  I text him asking if he was mad at me, he said, “YES”.  I asked him “Why” and he replied by saying, “Because you punched me in the face!”  Apparently he thought that what I did was intentional.  He thought that he had been snoring and I had, had it and punched him. Thanks to Mr. Comedian this has been in the back of his head not helping my case.  Because I had been so tired I was unaware of everything that had happened.  Apparently after I had punched him and giggled he had sat up and asked me if I had just punched him?  While giggling I had told him “No” then I started to pet his head and told him to go back to bed.  So with him wide a wake and knowing exactly what had happened but not knowing that it was not intentional he became very mad.  From 1am-7am he continued to get more and more irritated.

I explained to him that if that punch had been intentional it would not have happened while I was lying down.  I would have made sure to be standing squared up with him so that I would be able to put the weight of my body into it.  I also informed him that I would defiantly do it in a well-lit area so that I would be able to see the expression on his face.  Finally, I informed him that over 6 years I have been hit, kicked, elbowed (in the face) while sleeping thanks to him. Through all this time I have never been angry with him because I knew that it was unintentional.  This was the only time I have ever done this and he couldn’t handle it.  He finally realized that I was not lying about it, being unintentional, and apologized.

This is the end of my story.  Hope it brought you a little bit of happiness.  

Time Tag

Back In Time Tag!

 

1 minute ago... I was adding a Disneyland countdown widget to my Blog.

1 hour ago... I was putting on my makeup

1 day ago... I was hanging out at the hospital with my Dad waiting to get the results of his head scan and the stroke that is trying to be.

1 week ago... I was getting ready for a final for school.

1 year ago... I was getting ready to go to Disneyland and being consumed by the Twilight series.

3 years ago... We had been home from Hawaii for 6 months and I was going to school at UVU.

5 years ago... I was living in Hawaii having the greatest experience of my life and meeting some pretty awesome and unforgettable people.

7 years ago... I had been dating Chris for about three months never expecting what has happened to happen.  Hahaha. Life is funny, isn’t it.

10 years ago... Getting ready for high school graduation.  Fight with some friends (I think Shawndra & Liz), and hanging out with Kale, Melissa, Joey, etc.  Time Fly’s.

This is for anyone that wants to do this.  Thanks for reading KT